It’s wrong on every level. A nerd shoe in the truest sense. Richie Cunningham just standing there…trembling…waiting for Fonzie to commence an ass whipping.
A pox on the sleek simplicity of the original Norwegian peasant shoe.
A bilateral elongated goiter. A Remora clinging to the side of the mother ship. And it’s plain wrong.
And for the love of whatever. This Allen Edmonds Aberration looks like Richie Cunningham and Don Johnson wanted a love child and used Paula Poundstone as a surrogate.
If you have Beef Rolls in your closet, I want them out of your house and at Goodwill by Friday.
Onward. Ain’t no Beef Rolls here.
ADG, II
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